Controversial Russian satellite involved in nuclear row is ‘spinning out of control’
The ??launch of secretive??Cosmos 2553 satellite on 5 February 2022 from the Plesetsk military cosmodrome in northern Russia.
Russia’s Cosmos 2553 satellite being launched in February 2022 from the Plesetsk military cosmodrome in northern Russia (Picture: Roscosmos.east2west news)

A controversial Russian satellite that US officials suspect is linked to nuclear anti-satellite nuclear weapons appears to be ‘spinning uncontrollably’.

It’s thought Cosmos 2553, which Russia launched into space shortly before the country invaded Ukraine in 2022, is no longer functioning.

Believed to be a radar satellite for Russian intelligence as well as a radiation testing platform, Cosmos 2553 last year became the centre of US allegations that Russia has been developing a nuclear weapon capable of destroying entire satellite networks.

This would include Elon Musk’s Starlink internet system used by Ukraine during the war.

Vladimir Putin, however, rejected the accusations and claimed the satellite was for research purposes.

The satellite has had various bouts of what appears to be errant spinning and tumbling over the past year, according to Doppler radar data from space-tracking firm LeoLabs and optical data from Slingshot Aerospace.

‘This observation strongly suggests the satellite is no longer operational,’ the Centre for Strategic and International Studies, a Washington-based think tank, said in its annual Space Threat Assessment.

The ??launch of secretive??Cosmos 2553 satellite on 5 February 2022 from the Plesetsk military cosmodrome in northern Russia.
The US suspect the satellite is being used to aid Russia’s development of a nuclear anti-satellite weapon (Picture: Roscosmos; east2west news)

U.S. Space Command, which tracks objects in space and has condemned Russian military satellites in the past, said it was aware of a change in Cosmos 2553’s altitude but declined to provide further assessment on its current state.

U.S. officials suspect that while the satellite itself is not a weapon, it is being used to aid Russia’s development of a nuclear anti-satellite weapon.

Slingshot, whose global telescope network has been tracking the spacecraft since its February 5, 2022, launch, detected movements in May 2024.

‘Slingshot noted that the object’s brightness became variable, indicating a potential tumble,’ a company spokesperson said.

But according to Slingshot’s latest observations, Cosmos 2553 appears to have stabilised, according to Belinda Marchand, the company’s chief science officer.

Russia, a U.S. Space Command spokesperson said, has claimed Cosmos 2553’s mission is to test on-board instruments in a high-radiation environment, ‘but this does not align with its characteristics’.

‘This inconsistency, paired with a demonstrated willingness to target U.S. and allied on-orbit objects, increases the risk of misperception and escalation,’ the spokesperson said.

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Putin ignores Pope Francis’s funeral and launches deadly strikes on Ukraine
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Vladimir Putin ignored Donald Trump’s plea to stop the bloodshed in Ukraine by launching more deadly drone strikes on Ukraine during the Pope’s funeral.

The Russian attacks did not pause for Pope Francis’s ceremony, with attacks underway even as the US president reportedly met Zelensky in Rome ahead of the funeral, with at least six regions targeted.

One strike hit a residential building in Kamianske in Dnipropetrovsk region, killing one man and wounding four, including an 11-year-old girl – the latest of evidently deliberate strikes at civilians which terrorised local children.

A resident said: ‘I heard the explosion, ran outside, everything was on fire, many people were screaming. We started to panic and ran to the forest. The children were very scared. Two windows in our house were broken.’

Separately, a video showed a fireball explosion on the outskirts of Dnipro, and Kropyvnytskyi was also hit by drones.

Kharkiv – Ukraine’s second city – was attacked with a boy, 14, wounded from a Shahed drone strike.

Reports said Kyiv region was under siege from drones as Volodymyr Zelensky attended the funeral of Pope Francis in Rome, where he was due to speak to other world leaders over a peace agreement.

Residents stand near an apartment building hit by a Russian drone strike, amid Russia's attack on Ukraine, in the town of Kamyanske in Dnipropetrovsk region, Ukraine April 26, 2025. REUTERS/Mykola Synelnykov
Stunned residents woke up to further damage and attacks in the morning (Picture: Reuters)
Unclrd grabs - Putin launches new deadly kamikaze drone strikes in Ukraine
Attacks happened throughout the night and into this morning (Picture: X)

Putin’s relentless attacks on Ukraine have only fueled suspicions that – despite assurances to Trump’s envoy Steve Witkoff in Moscow on Friday – he has little intention of reaching a ceasefire and peace.

At the same time, Ukraine was plunged into paralysis by massive terminal failure across the country.

Apple and Google Pay were unavailable, and banking services, including all banking apps, plus private delivery systems, were not working.

Trump’s former vice president, Mike Pence, said Putin’s attacks showed he was not interested in peace.

‘It is time to respond to Russia’s ongoing invasion of Ukraine with renewed American power and provide our ally with the military support it needs to win for freedom,’ he said.

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No clubs — just caffeine: London’s Coffee shop raves are the ‘new way to party’
Party during the day, the new way (Picture: @thecoffeegen.ldn/ @coffeeculture_uk)

Crowds of people gather around the DJ deck, conversation echoing from every corner of the room. As groups spill onto the street, the energy and joy is palpable. It feels like a party, except it’s not in a nightclub or someone’s home; it’s in a coffee shop – and the sun is nowhere near setting.

Coffee shop raves – where locals dance and talk with an iced latte in hand – have started to capture the attention of social media users across the world, with clips of vibrant parties in the UK and Europe going viral.

They come at a time when nightlife culture is on a decline, with more than 3,000 nightclubs, bars and pubs closing in London alone between March 2020 and December 2023.

Social interaction is now the primary reason for going out among people aged 16-34, according to a report by audience research company GWI. We’re looking to connect and remember it the next day.

Coffee shop raves, then, feel like a natural evolution (alongside the increase in run clubs and cultural party events) for young city dwellers looking for fun. Beyond live DJ sets, these events offer an affordable, refreshing way to party in an alcohol-free environment. 

The sober-conscious element is what made Tanya Thadani, a 28-year-old Strategy Consultant from London, start attending them. 

‘A lot of people are sick of going out, they want a change from the nightlife,’ she tells Metro. ‘People are becoming more conscious about drinking too much, especially in this generation, we just feel like we’ve done it all and it’s unhealthy – being hungover isn’t nice, so this is a good alternative.’ 

Tanya first heard about coffee shops raves last year after seeing Fred Coffee’s viral parties everywhere. She’s been to approximately 18 raves across the world and three in the UK, but she plans to attend even more in her hometown. 

While working as a consultant and having to juggle long working hours, she developed a love for coffee and found solace in her local café. As someone who also loves music, coffee raves are the perfect blend of both worlds.

Tanya Thadani (left) with friends at a coffee shop rave (Picture: Supplied)

‘Coffee shops are the only place you can go to that feels like a place away from home,’ says Tanya. ‘The barista knows you, and it’s a nice way to interact with strangers – you can’t get that anywhere else, especially in London.’ 

These spaces are not only challenging the way people view partying, but they are actively addressing wider issues such as social isolation and loneliness. According to a report by ONS, one in four adults say they feel lonely ‘often or always’. 

‘In the event I went to this weekend, we had coffee love notes – you had to write something on a piece of paper and give it to a stranger,’ Tanya says. 

‘I saw people who don’t know each other actually chatting, which is rare. It was a way for us to build authentic connections, plus everyone was sober.’ 

The music is often quieter than a club, so you don’t have to struggle to have a conversation, which makes it ideal for those looking to meet new people. 

Getting a buzz from the beans (Picture: @thecoffeegen.ldn/ @coffeeculture_uk)

The daytime raves have also been a game-changer for coffee businesses. Many independent owners are now partnering with pop-up event organisers like The Coffee Gen to bring new experiences to their venues. 

Founded by Manpal Bhullar and his childhood friends, Vishal and Selina, The Coffee Gen concept came from their own experience after a night out clubbing. 

‘We were in Mykonos, seriously dreading our hangover, craving a good coffee,’ Manpal explains. 

‘We ended up at a beach bar, ordered our coffee, and as we sat there, listening to the music and soaking in the vibe, it suddenly clicked. Why not combine our passion for music with great coffee? That moment sparked the whole concept.’ 

Since then, The Coffee Gen has worked with independent coffee shops, Wham Coffee, Sloth Coffee and Urban Baristas to help them increase their footfall and establish a more regular client base. ‘We try to stick to coffee shops that we work well with. Some coffee shops aren’t receptive to the idea because they are not used to the nature of the parties,’ Manpal tells Metro. 

Manpal, Vishal and Selina first started out as producers and DJs in the music industry, before shifting to event planning. Before their first coffee shop event, they created a Whatsapp community of coffee-lovers and had over 200 people sign up. ‘To be honest, we weren’t nervous to host our first event as we had already built a big online community beforehand, so we knew the first event would be filled with everyone we knew,’ Manpal shared. 

The Coffee Gen prioritises intimate gatherings to bring back the personal connection once felt between DJs, artists and the crowd, so they intentionally steer away from big establishments. 

‘Our events hold a maximum of 100 people and we aim to keep it that way – we want it to be a nice environment, not packed from wall to wall. It’s a nice number where people can socialise – maybe as we grow we may consider expanding to larger coffee shops.’

The locals that frequently visit these cafés have also had to adjust to the change. Surprisingly, many have latched onto the idea and come in to join the party. 

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This is what went down! @Saffron Stone killing it behind the decks! 🔥 #coffeeshop #popup #rave #housemusic

♬ original sound – The Coffee Gen

‘We make sure to inform the local community beforehand,’ Manpal explained. ‘We also invite them to come in for free. The feedback has been great so far and they want us to do more, which is good to hear.’

Manpal believes the ‘potential for blending coffee culture with music is huge’ and that coffee shop raves could even eventually take over the nightlife space. 

‘As more people seek unique ways to connect, we see this concept evolving,’ he says. ‘Long-term, we envision The Coffee Gen becoming a staple in the event scene, changing the way people think about coffee shops and daytime socialising.’

If the recent ‘Cinderella partying’ trend is anything to go by, it’s clear Gen Z no longer want to party until dawn and would rather be home by midnight (or much, much earlier).

Trends come and go, but both Manpal and Tanya believe coffee shop raves are here to stay.

‘Once you’ve been to one, you just want to keep going to more because it’s a new way to party,’ says Tanya. 

‘Nightlife after Covid is not the same as it was before, and we need something new. In these spaces, you aren’t spending as much, you can enjoy the daylight and enjoy speaking to new people.’ 

So if you’re in the party mood and are looking for something fun to do, why not take a trip to your local coffee shop? You might end up having the night day of your life.

No turbocharge needed in the stylish Mazda CX-30

Mazda sales figures have declined terribly since the Covid-19 pandemic. The legacy brand was further pegged back by the arrival of Chinese manufacturers in South Africa  and is still on the road to recovery. 

The Mail & Guardian previously tested the brand’s flagship CX-60 and, from that vehicle, it was evident that Mazda is aiming to push into the luxury segment.

The brand has been given a lot of stick in the past few years for failing to evolve and manufacturing vehicles that seem outmoded. But, like the CX-60, the updated CX-30 is anything but outdated. 

I found the front of this compact SUV very attractive, with its polished, coupe-like shape complemented by sleek headlights. The thin bonnet lines close in towards the headlights and blend everything together very neatly in front. The black rims on the 18-inch alloys (of the tested vehicle) add to that feel.

However, the back is slightly disappointing and doesn’t really offer much. The tail lights are on their own — I felt that a light bar across the back would have added so much more to the exterior. 

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Not doing much: The back of the Mazda CX-30 does not apply the same sportiness that the front does.

The interior gives you that fancy feeling. The variant we tested was fitted with black and terracotta leather and suede stitching. It also had low seats, which echoed the look of the front of the vehicle. When you view the front, you can picture a similar interior — Mazda got this spot-on. 

The interior is fitted with a 12-speaker Bose system that allows clear sound throughout the car. Mazda has included a 10.25-inch infotainment system that is not a touchscreen but works through a dial on the centre console. 

This is a very clever feature of the manufacturer’s vehicles because it gives space between the user and the infotainment screen. Instead of having to poke your entire face into the screen while driving — which can also be distracting — it allows you to just move the dial as you need to toggle through the options on the screen. It will also pause action on the dial if you continue toggling for too long, to make sure that you keep your eyes on the road. 

But with all that style and convenience, something that the vehicle lacks is space. The front seats were not too comfortable on long journeys. I haven’t been to the gym in months and I had to keep adjusting my back while driving. 

The back is very tight. If you insert a car seat, you only have space for one more passenger. While I get that Mazda has bigger vehicles, and opted for a coupe-type SUV with the CX-30, this vehicle does fit into the compact SUV segment, so the amount of space for passengers is an issue. 

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The interior of the Mazda CX-30

However, once you are on the road, the 2.0 Skyactiv G naturally aspirated engine that pushes out 121kW of power and 213Nm of torque makes the drive very pleasant.

Despite many disapproving of the naturally aspirated engine, in a turbocharged world, I quite like how the car picks up speed in a calm, linear fashion. Of course, you won’t feel that satisfying kick if you need to put your foot down and overtake other cars. Keep pushing your foot down and you might feel strain due to the low torque figure. But bear in mind this is by no means a performance vehicle.

The vehicle doesn’t feel stretched and the engine is very responsive. It handles perfectly for the size of the car and it feels uncomplicated to drive. 

Mazda has taken a driver-centric approach with this vehicle. Sometimes, I prefer this over technology that makes you feel like you are controlling a spaceship. 

The Mazda CX-30 has consistently received high safety scores, including the IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a five-star safety rating from Euro NCAP. 

It has front and rear parking sensors and rear cross-traffic alert, which is the equivalent of blind-spot detection in other vehicles. 

Overall, the Mazda CX-30 is a striking vehicle in the front, but lacks the same standard at the back. The interior was so impressive that I just wanted to stay in it. 

The drive and safety features make this car a good option for a small family or a single person. 

We tested the Individual (top-of-the-range) variant which is priced at R630 900. The Active edition will set you back R531 800, the Dynamic edition R569 800 and the Carbon edition R587 500. 

Alternatives in this segment include the VW T-Roc and the Peugeot 2008. If you need more space, those are recommended, but if you just want style and satisfaction, this might be the right choice for you.

Trump turns on Putin after extraordinary Vatican sit-down with Zelensky
In this photo provided by the Ukrainian Presidential Press Office, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, right, and President Donald Trump, talk as they attend the funeral of Pope Francis in Vatican, Saturday, April 26, 2025.(Ukrainian Presidential Press Office via AP)
The two world leaders were spotted sharing an intimate conversation (Picture: AP)

Donald Trump has expressed doubts over whether Vladimir Putin is ‘tapping me along’ over peace talks after his meeting with Volodymyr Zelensky at the Vatican.

A photo released during the funeral of Pope Francis today showed the US and Ukraine presidents chatting on the sidelines after paying their respects inside St Peter’s Basilica.

Zelensky later said the 15-minute sit-down ‘has the potential to become historic’. Trump posted several photos of the tête-à-tête, along with a lengthy post addressing talks to end the war.

The president, who has been pushing Ukraine to accept a deal, wrote on Truth Social: ‘There was no reason for Putin to be shooting missiles into civilian areas, cities and towns, over the last few days.

‘It makes me think that maybe he doesn’t want to stop the war, he’s just tapping me along, and has to be dealt with differently, through “Banking” or “Secondary Sanctions?”

‘Too many people are dying!!!’

Following the funeral ceremony’s end, the Ukrainian leader wrote on social media site X: ‘We discussed a lot one on one. Hoping for results on everything we covered.

‘Protecting lives of our people. Full and unconditional ceasefire. Reliable and lasting peace that will prevent another war from breaking out.

‘Very symbolic meeting that has potential to become historic, if we achieve joint results.’

Further discussions are also likely to take place while both leaders are in Rome.

In this photo provided by the Ukrainian Presidential Press Office, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, right, President Donald Trump, second right, French President Emmanuel Macron, left, and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer talk as they attend the funeral of Pope Francis in Vatican, Saturday, April 26, 2025.(Ukrainian Presidential Press Office via AP)
President Volodymyr Zelensky, right, President Donald Trump, second right, French President Emmanuel Macron, left, and British Prime Minister Keir Starmer (Picture: AP)

Body language expert Judi James spoke to Metro and said the intense political meeting going on in the middle of a historical event had some surprising signs in it.

‘They are sitting hunched, facing each other. It reminded me of two men playing chess, but without the chessboard.

‘Their heads are close, Trump’s got his feet stuffed under his chair and is leaning a bit on his toes – that might be hinting at a more flexible approach.

‘Zelensky’s got his legs displayed. He’s got his feet flat on the floor, which perhaps hence that is being a little bit more stubborn or difficult to move.

‘But it’s the physical closeness of the two of them that it’s quite incredible. This might be how they negotiate behind the scenes at the White House, but we’ve never seen anything one-to-one with this kind of body language before,’ she explained.

TOPSHOT - In this handout photograph taken and released by the Ukrainian Presidential Press Service in Kyiv on April 26, 2025, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) meets with US President Donald Trump (R) on the sidelines of Pope Francis's funeral at St. Peter's Basilica at the Vatican. (Photo by Handout / UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SERVICE / AFP) / RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - MANDATORY CREDIT "AFP PHOTO / UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SERVICE" - NO MARKETING NO ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS - DISTRIBUTED AS A SERVICE TO CLIENTS (Photo by HANDOUT/UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL PRESS SERVICE/AFP via Getty Images)
The two men looked as if they were ‘playing a chess game’, she said (Picture: AFP)

Ms James added that the face-to-face positioning could imply conflict – but the closeness of the conversation implies they might be trying to ‘broker a deal’.

She added: ‘It looks a lot more promising than it did when they had the meeting in the White House.

‘I see this looking hopeful because both men are showing such an intense desire to talk to each other intimately.’

Zelensky said he had a ‘good meeting’ with Trump, which he called ‘symbolic’.

The Ukrainian president posted on X: ‘Good meeting. We discussed a lot one-on-one. Hoping for results on everything we covered.

‘Protecting lives of our people. Full and unconditional ceasefire. Reliable and lasting peace that will prevent another war from breaking out. Very symbolic meeting that has potential to become historic, if we achieve joint results.’

The last time the two leaders met, their conversation quickly descended into a shouting match not previously seen on the world stage, before which saw Trump yelling at Zelensky to make a deal with Russia or count the US out.

Noticeably absent from the Pope’s funeral today is Vladimir Putin – his absence is likely due to the International Criminal Court’s warrant for his arrest.

U.S. President Donald Trump meets with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., February 28, 2025. REUTERS/Brian Snyder TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY
The pair last spoke in late February when Zelensky visited the White House (Picture: Reuters)

Trump in a Truth Social post afterward began that he had a ‘very meaningful meeting’ and then blasted Zelensky.

‘Much was learned that could never be understood without conversation under such fire and pressure,’ wrote Trump.

‘It’s amazing what comes out through emotion, and I have determined that President Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations.

‘I don’t want advantage, I want PEACE. He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for Peace.’

But earlier this week, the US suggested they might ‘move on’ from peace talks if progress wasn’t made.

President Donald Trump added: ‘Now, if for some reason, one of the two parties makes it very difficult, we’re just going to say you’re foolish. You are fools, you horrible people.

‘And we’re going to just take a pass. But hopefully, we won’t have to do that.’

Trump previously claimed he could end the war between Russia and Ukraine ‘within 24 hours’.

Trump said last month that he was ‘being a little bit sarcastic’ in his remarks.

U.S. Vice President JD Vance struck a more hopeful tone in Rome a few weeks ago before he spoke with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni.

‘I won’t prejudge them [negotiations], but we do feel optimistic that we can hopefully bring this war, this very brutal war, to a close.’

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Is the law indeed an ass in this case?

If it were to be established that the law is indeed as dumb as an ass, as suggested by English writer Charles Dickens in his 1838 novel Oliver Twist, what would society think?

Second, how does this understanding fit into the “fit and proper” paradigm sought by the Legal Practice Council, when it admits legal practitioners to practise law?

I prefer to use the lens of this analogy — “the law is an ass” — to understand the recent decision by the council to investigate Dali Mpofu, SC, for alleged impropriety or breach of its code of conduct. 

The ass — in the Dickensian world, a place characterised by squalor, poverty and social injustice — was known to be the dumbest creature under the sun. 

Its obstinacy in not doing what it was ordered to do was thought of as legendary.

Dickens, with his critical political mind, as we also saw in his masterpiece A Tale of Two Cities, makes it clear that the law becomes “an ass” when its application is rigid and not applied in keeping with prevailing conditions affecting the poor and oppressed.

To drive home his point, he makes an example of Oliver, the young title character of the novel, who had experienced a difficult upbringing, but his need was overlooked by the cruel and unjust system.

We must, then, even today, as Dickens suggested a couple of hundred years ago, infer that evil and unjust law practitioners are antithetical to what the “fit and proper” dictum connotes. 

Bad legal systems, adorned with repressive and unjust legislation, in many ways unconstitutional — and lacking respect for others — should be rejected by communities, as the apartheid system was in this country.

The implications for the law, as for the “fit and proper” paradigm, are stark when we turn a blind to an injustice. 

The “fit and proper person” requirement in South African law is a key criterion for admission — and readmission — to the legal profession. 

The would-be legal practitioner ought to pass the litmus test — the assessment of character, integrity and suitability — and, to top it all, to be above reproach. 

The law has to ensure that all, and not some, are treated as fairly as it is humanly possible without regard to status, that all should be seen to be equal before the law, and that to receive justice is to be aspired to.

Most tellingly, if the law is to escape community censure and judgment, it has to be seen as even-handed, not favouring a few and acting harshly against others, particularly vulnerable communities.

Which brings me to this fact — officers of the court, which is to say, advocates and attorneys, among others, ought to be advocates for the legal system of which they are a part to be just.

Politicians, most of the time, tend to pervert the system for their own nefarious reasons.

Not so long ago, chief whip and member of parliament of the uMkhonto weSizwe (MK) party Mzwanele Manyi told his colleagues that, if his party were to form a government it would scrap the constitutional framework as we know it today and revert to parliamentary sovereignty.

This view is shared by the MK party parliamentary leader John Hlophe, a former judge, and someone expected to have a comprehensive appreciation of constitutionalism.

Parliamentary sovereignty is a throwback to the apartheid-conceived 1961 Constitution. It stipulates that parliament “shall be the sovereign legislative authority in and over the Republic, and shall have full power to make laws for the peace, order and good government of the Republic”.

“[That]no court of law shall be competent to enquire into or to pronounce upon the validity of any Act passed by Parliament …”

This must then mean that the MK party, like the National Party that came to power in 1948, aligns itself with the arrangement by which the apartheid government used the parliamentary supremacy at its disposal “as a powerful instrument to secure power for the white minority”.

Supposing the MK party were to have its way, win elections and run the government, the implications for constitutional democracy seem dire.

Spelled out clearly, this would mean that unconstitutional laws and provisions could find themselves passing constitutional muster.

This would be to revert to the principle of the supremacy of the legislature, an obnoxious legal principle at odds with the notion of constitutional supremacy that holds that the Constitution is the ultimate legal authority. 

The principle of supremacy of the legislature would mean that the courts would be stripped of testing authority to determine, using the Bill of Rights, the constitutionality of laws passed by parliament.

The country would be back to old ways, as it was in the apartheid years, where the government rammed down the throats of black citizens legislation that infringed on their rights.

Now back to the “fit and proper” principle and the question of whether the law is an ass.   

Lawyers take an oath or make a declaration upon being admitted to the legal profession. This includes a pledge to uphold the law, act with integrity and be a “fit and proper” person to practise law. 

With that said, practitioners are the face of the legal system, and are duty-bound, by the fact that they have taken an oath, to strive to be “fit and proper”, to help guard against the perversion of the system by unscrupulous actors.

Could the so-called bad apples of society, if charged with crime in the court of law, be assumed innocent, however reprehensible their public record might suggest they are?

The law would be an ass if, without sound evidence, it found any person guilty, simply because of their shady past. Judges know this. And that is why they give deference, and assign no guilt, to suspects who are brought before them. 

In the end, it ought to be the lawyers, as officers of the court, who help the bench come to an appropriate decision — helping to show that the law is far from being an ass.

Dickens, in Oliver Twist, uses the phrase “the law is an ass” to draw a parallel between its inflexibility and the “mythical obstinacy of donkeys”. 

In legal contexts, a “fit and proper person” refers to someone deemed to be suitable to hold a specific position or role, particularly within the legal profession. 

This phrase is commonly used in relation to lawyers, signifying that they possess the necessary qualities, character and integrity to serve their clients and uphold the principles of justice. 

The origin of this concept is rooted in the need to ensure that those entrusted with representing clients and the administration of justice are trustworthy and reliable.

So, in sum, this is the point of this article — it seeks to show the extent to which the systems of justice and democracy are interwoven and that they ought to work seamlessly to achieve justice for the people of this country.

The players in a democracy ought to be committed to the true furtherance of justice, using constitutional law and constitutionalism to achieve that end.

In a democracy, there are no venerated “holy cows”, whether they be presidents, kings, queens, bishops, politicians, legal practitioners or citizens.

We ought to all be treated as equal. 

We hear all the rumblings from the followers of the MK party — which is hell-bent on changing the Constitution when “we come to power” — that Mpofu was unfairly treated by the Legal Practice Council. 

The council describes itself as “mandated to set norms and standards, to provide for the admission and enrolment of legal practitioners and to regulate the professional conduct of legal practitioners to ensure accountability”.

Mpofu has been called to answer charges of alleged misconduct. 

Like all others in the profession, he has to avail himself to a statutory body to account for the charges against him.

Legal practitioners, in order to be admitted to the profession, make a commitment, through oath, that they will become “fit and proper” for the practice.

South Africa is a democracy underpinned by the Constitution and the rule of law.

The MK party and its fellow travellers are seeking to subvert the cause of justice for their own political ends by suggesting that Mpofu is being persecuted.

He is not. He is being asked to be accountable. Mpofu is not a loose cannon. He is accountable to the law and to the council.  

When the law lacks compassion, and is not in tune with prevailing societal injustices, and turns a blind to injustices perpetrated by the powerful, then it fits the description of the novelist, Dickens: it is “an ass”.

Jo-Mangaliso Mdhlela is an independent journalist, a former trade unionist and an Anglican priest.

Looking back in black and white to see more clearly

Photo albums are a portal to another time — in which we might not even have been alive — and they allow us to find out more about people and spaces. 

That’s how I got to know that my mother was more than just my mother. Before she was the woman who packed my lunch and reminded me to take a jersey, she was a young girl, a student, a dreamer. She had secrets and desires captured in the grain of 35mm film.

She kept those rolls of film hidden in a cupboard that also held her ID book, her old payslips and an expired passport. It was a sacred place, guarded by dust and silence. 

I would sneak into that drawer like a pilgrim seeking truth, pull out the strips of negatives, and hold them up to the light. 

Through those tiny images, I saw her dancing barefoot at a house party, smiling in oversized sunglasses, standing next to strangers who looked like friends. Those glimpses into her past softened me. I loved her more tenderly, knowing where she came from.

That memory came rushing back when I stepped into the In Black and White analogue photographic exhibition at the UJ FADA Gallery. I was twenty minutes late — blame the Joburg traffic — but as soon as I walked in, time slowed down. 

I was met by Dr Landi Rauben-heimer, senior lecturer in design studies and the exhibition’s co-curator, with Bongani Khoza, lecturer in multimedia. They greeted me warmly as we stood in a space that buzzed with stillness and stories.

The room was filled with black-and-white images — arresting, nostalgic, deliberate. 

Works by South African legends like Santu Mofokeng and Ruth Seopedi Motau lined the walls. Their presence was not intimidating, but rather grounding. Their photos stood shoulder to shoulder with pieces by emerging photographers, bridging eras through shared humanity.

In the middle of the gallery were analogue cameras — some familiar, most foreign to my eyes. They were solid, heavy and commanding. One looked like it could double as a weapon. I almost knocked it over trying to get a better view of a photo. 

A gentle warning from Rauben-heimer brought me back to earth.

“This project has been a long time coming,” she told me. “I realised that some students thought that the filters they use on social media were just digital inventions. But really, they mimic the aesthetic of analogue photography.” 

The exhibition, she said, was born out of a desire to bridge that gap — between perception and reality, between the digital and the tangible.

Khoza nodded, adding that when the idea was proposed to him, he didn’t hesitate. 

“There was always a disconnect between the theory we teach and the actual doing. This exhibition became a way to merge both worlds. 

Students could see, touch, and feel the concepts they’ve been studying.”

The theme tying all these images together was portraiture. Not just the literal kind, but the kind that lingers — where a face becomes a map, a body becomes a story. 

Khoza laughed when he recalled early student submissions that looked more like passport photos than portraits: “We had to show them there’s more than one way to make a portrait,” he said.

Portraits, as Raubenheimer explained, have an arresting quality. 

“You capture someone in a moment, and that person will never be that age again, in that way again. There’s something deeply nostalgic about that.” 

She believes this is what resonates with students who have grown up on curated timelines and filtered memories. These black and white photos, though old-school, speak the same language — one of longing and preservation.

As students wandered through the exhibition, some pausing to eavesdrop on our conversation, I was reminded of my mother’s hidden photo rolls. Just like those negatives, the images at In Black and White held echoes of stories, pieces of lives paused mid-breath. Each frame a whispered reminder we are always more than who we are in the now.

Raubenheimer and Khoza hope the exhibition grows into a movement, a curriculum, a conversation. 

They see it as an invitation, not just for students, but for all of us to look again. To consider what we archive, how we remember and who gets to be seen.

And maybe, in looking back, we learn to see each other — and ourselves — a little more clearly.

The exhibition runs until 24 May at the FADA Gallery in Johannesburg.

How to humanise a robot

There is no escaping artificial intelligence. No matter how clever we think we are, our lives are going to be affected. We can only hope that it is in a good way, but many of us have grown accustomed to the threat of AI being there to take over our jobs.

It is quite possible that AI could do the job of designing and laying out the pages of the newspaper. ChatGPT could find the right combination of words and matching images for the front page — and do it all without cursing and complaining while actually making the deadline on Thursday afternoon.

The same goes for producing a weekly column. It just needs the right prompting: “Write a column in the style of Christian Stephen but make it less grumpy and leave out the dad jokes.”

So AI joins the long queue of threats to jobs in the media. And the situation is the same for anything involving creativity. Writing, music, art, architecture — it is all ripe for the artificial treatment. A Damien Hirst spot painting? Too easy. One of those two-minute punk bangers by The Ramones? Be serious!

These are just frivolous examples, because the limitless resources of the AI “machine” mean the real problem for us mere mortals is how to tell the difference between artificial intelligence and genuine stupidity.

This is particularly alarming for education. Students have naturally wholeheartedly embraced AI, because it makes researching and writing their assignments so much easier. ChatGPT is there to do the work. 

So artificial intelligence methods have had to be found for the teachers and lecturers to identify who has been using AI. The various institutions have had to develop policies and procedures to deal with this very modern method of “cheating”. 

And just when they think that all the proper measures are in place, along comes a new twist. There are now AI tools designed to humanise artificial intelligence. The assignment written by AI can be filtered to make it seem more “human”.

Not sure whether AI recognises the irony here but the students have to be careful not to put their assignment through the “humanising” tool too many times. It might just end up being the rambling, badly researched offering they could have achieved without any artificial assistance.

It would be helpful if artificial intelligence could tell us whether there are going to be any jobs that are safe from the AI invasion. Or are we all going to end up on the couch idly flipping through the AI-generated offerings on Netflix? Maybe there will be a new season of The Sopranos and we discover what really happened to Tony.

But, wait, our disgruntled abuse of the TV remote suddenly brings us to the sports channel. And here is football in all its messy human extremes: outrageous skill, stupid mistakes, boorish fans. Even AI can’t replicate Lionel Messi. The only sign of artificial intelligence here is the irritating VAR system.

The biggest problem with AI is that it is such an all-encompassing concept but it is not tangible. Where is it? What is it made of? 

There are some, who obviously haven’t embraced AI, who say “it is all in the cloud”, often while gazing heavenwards. I have been reliably informed that this is not where the cloud is. 

Artificial intelligence lives in the giant servers kept in well-guarded, fortified facilities. This vast repository of information is controlled by those disproportionately small “chips” that the United States refused to sell to China. 

This simplistic notion of AI still leaves me with the desire to “humanise” AI. 

And this is where that very old-fashioned idea of a robot comes in. Predictably it is the Chinese who have updated this concept with a troupe of humanoid robots performing a dance at a festival. 

Sport isn’t immune either with humanoids taking on humans in a half-marathon.

Imagine how inspiring it would be for weary Joburg residents to see an AI-driven robot-repairing robot striding through the city streets fixing the dead robots. Our battered traffic lights would be made theft proof, damage proof and load-shedding proof. Never again would we have to put our lives in the hands of those self-appointed traffic controllers at the busiest intersections whose only claim to authority is a dirty reflective vest worn over their ragged clothes.

The robot-fixing robots would probably be so intelligent that they would have plenty of time for a side hustle of filling in the potholes.

Brushing aside the question of what the robots do when that little box next to the line “I am not a robot” comes up online, the most important question for the AI robots to deal with is, of course, what is to be done with all the redundant humans. 

Once this little issue is solved they could turn to the more difficult problem of ensuring that there is a functioning democracy — but without the pesky politicians.

Map shows likely Red Arrows flypast route on VE Day 2025
Nine Red Arrows jets trailing a Union Jack smoke pattern in the sky above Buckingham Palace.
The Red Arrows will fly over Buckingham Palace on the VE Day anniversary (Picture: BENJAMIN CREMEL/AFP)

The likely route for the Red Arrows flypast to mark VE Day has been revealed.

The stunning aerial display will fly over the south of England to mark the 80th anniversary of VE Day, including over Buckingham Palace in London.

The flyover will take place on Monday, May 5, and it’s expected thousands of people along the route will line the streets to watch the flypast.

Not only will the Red Arrows take part in the display, but a further flypast of more than 20 current and historic military aircraft will also fly over London.

P8 Poseidons, involved in tensions with Russia, Typhoon fast jets which are part of Nato Air Policing, and Voyager aircraft which have delivered equipment to Ukrainian forces are all taking part.

What is the Red Arrows VE Day flypast route?

Map shows likely Red Arrows fly past route on VE Day 2025
This map shows the likely route for the Red Arrow flypast on VE Day (Picture: Metro Graphics)

The Red Arrows flypast route could be subject to change, depending on weather conditions and other factors on the day.

The display will begin over the North Sea off the cost of Norfolk before heading inland over East Anglia, Essex and London.

Planes will then disperse over Berkshire, Buckinghamshire and Oxfordshire.

Each area covering the potential route will be restricted, meaning other planes are not able to enter those areas at the following times and altitudes:

  • Area A: between 11.45am-2.45pm, up to 10,000ft
  • Area B: between 1.15pm-2.10pm, up to 5,000ft
  • Area C: between 1.20pm-2.10pm, up to 4,000ft
  • Area D: between 1.20pm-2.10pm, up to 3,000ft
  • Area E: between 1.25pm-2.10pm, up to 2,500ft
  • Area F: between 1.25pm-2.10pm, up to 2,500ft
  • Area G: between 1.45pm-2.25pm, up to 2,500ft
  • Area H: between 1.45pm-2.25pm, up to 2,500ft
  • Area I: between 1.45pm-2.25pm, up to 2,500ft

Where do the Red Arrows fly from?

NORTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 07: The RAF Red Arrows perform a fly past over the grid prior to the F1 Grand Prix of Great Britain at Silverstone Circuit on July 07, 2024 in Northampton, England. (Photo by James Sutton - Formula 1/Formula 1 via Getty Images)
The Red Arrows usually fly in a nine-aircraft formation (Picture: James Sutton – Formula 1/Formula 1 via Getty Images)

The Red Arrows, which are officially known as the Royal Air Force Aerobatic Team, are based at the RAF Waddington base in Lincolnshire and have been there since 2022.

The team has been based in Lincolnshire throughout its history, at RAF Kemble from 1966, moving to RAF Scampton in 1983, and spending five years at RAF College Cranwell between 1995 and 2000.

How close together do the Red Arrows fly?

During displays, the Red Arrows fly extremely close together.

The exact distance varies depending on the stunt being performed, but the jets can fly as close as 6ft apart.

Where else can I see the Red Arrows in 2025?

Formula One F1 - British Grand Prix - Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, Britain - July 7, 2024 The Royal Air Force aerobatic team, the Red Arrows perform before the start of the race REUTERS/Andrew Boyers
The aerial display is sure to stun (Picture: REUTERS)

The Red Arrows have a number of displays and flypasts already in the diary for 2025:

  • 24/05/2025 Chania, Crete, Greece
  • 26/05/2025 Thessaloniki, Greece
  • 30/05/2025 Midlands Air Festival
  • 31/05/2025 Midlands Air Festival
  • 31/05/2025 English Riviera Airshow
  • 01/06/2025 English Riviera Airshow
  • 01/06/2025 Midlands Air Festival
  • 05/06/2025 Isle of Man TT Races
  • 08/06/2025 RAF Cosford Airshow
  • 14/06/2025 HM The King’s Official Birthday Flypast, London – flypast
  • 15/06/2025 Festival Aéreo AIRE 25, San Javier, Murcia, Spain
  • 21/06/2025 Northern Ireland Armed Forces’ Day – Newtownards Airfield
  • 22/06/2025 Duxford Summer Air Show
  • 28/06/2025 Shuttleworth Festival of Flight
  • 28/06/2025 Armed Forces’ Day North East Lincolnshire, Cleethorpes
  • 29/06/2025 Event to be confirmed/announced in due course
  • 29/06/2025 Battle of Britain Airshow, Headcorn
  • 05/07/2025 Wales Airshow, Swansea
  • 06/07/2025 Wales Airshow, Swansea
  • 06/07/2025 Formula One, British Grand Prix, Silverstone – flypast
  • 10/07/2025 Goodwood Festival of Speed
  • 11/07/2025 Goodwood Festival of Speed
  • 13/07/2025 Goodwood Festival of Speed
  • 18/07/2025 Royal International Air Tattoo
  • 19/07/2025 Royal International Air Tattoo
  • 20/07/2025 Royal International Air Tattoo
  • 21/07/2025 The Tall Ship Races Aberdeen
  • 26/07/2025 Swanage Carnival
  • 26/07/2025 Old Buckenham
  • 27/07/2025 Old Buckenham
  • 09/08/2025 Blackpool Airshow
  • 09/08/2025 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo – flypast
  • 10/08/2025 Blackpool Airshow
  • 13/08/2025 Falmouth Week
  • 14/08/2025 Airbourne – Eastbourne International Airshow
  • 15/08/2025 Airbourne – Eastbourne International Airshow
  • 16/08/2025 Airbourne – Eastbourne International Airshow
  • 17/08/2025 Airbourne – Eastbourne International Airshow
  • 20/08/2025 Cromer Carnival
  • 21/08/2025 Clacton Airshow
  • 22/08/2025 Clacton Airshow
  • 22/08/2025 Sidmouth Regatta
  • 24/08/2025 Roskilde Airshow, Denmark
  • 30/08/2025 Bucharest International Air Show – flypast
  • 30/08/2025 Radom Airshow, Poland
  • 31/08/2025 Radom Airshow, Poland
  • 05/09/2025 Ayr Show Festival of Flight
  • 06/09/2025 Ayr Show Festival of Flight
  • 07/09/2025 Great North Run – Newcastle/South Shields
  • 10/09/2025 Guernsey Air Display
  • 11/09/2025 Jersey International Air Display
  • 13/09/2025 International Sanicole Airshow, Belgium
  • 14/09/2025 International Sanicole Airshow, Belgium
  • 20/09/2025 NATO Days – Ostrava, Czech Republic
  • 21/09/2025 NATO Days – Ostrava, Czech Republic
  • 27/09/2025 Overseas event – details to be confirmed
  • 28/09/2025 Overseas event – details to be confirmed
  • 04/10/2025 Duxford Flying Finale

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Interactive map reveals the worst London crime rates by borough
Around 957,481 crimes were reported across London last year, ranging from theft to sexual offences (Picture: PA/METRO)

London’s crime rates are only going up as former Metropolitan Police officers claim criminals ‘know they can get away with it’.

Around 957,481 crimes were reported across London last year, ranging from theft to sexual offences.

Some 16,789 of these involved a bladed weapon, equalling around 46 knife related crimes a day, the Office for National Statistics said.

Westminster saw 91,380 offences committed, which is more than double that of the next densely populated of Camden, which saw 42,569 crimes reported.

An ex-police officer told Metro criminals know ‘they can get away with it’ as the rate of convictions is so low.

Mike Neville – dubbed ‘the super recogniser’ due to how many people he has caught – said shoplifters are even stealing to order.

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Shoplifting offences have more than doubled, from 38,768 in 2022 to 89,821 in 2024.

He said: ‘We have CCTV cameras everywhere, but thieves know they can get away with it because there are so few arrests, and even less prosecutions.’

Westminster in particular has been plagued by thieves, as phone snatchers roam central London to steal devices out of the hands of unsuspecting tourists and commuters.

Despite this, 1,700 officers and staff are set to be cut from London’s police force.

EMBARGOED UNTIL 00:01 THURSDAY 6 FEBRUARY: Met seizes one thousand stolen phones in a week The Met?s intensifying clampdown on the ?50million-a-year trade in stolen phones has seen 230 people arrested in the space of a week and more than one thousand handsets seized. METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE This compilation includes (+ timestamps): + Plain clothes operation in Soho to arrest phone/pickpocket thieves (00:00) + pursuits and arrests of e-bike phone thieves (00:32) + multiple moped phone thefts in Croydon (01:32) + plain clothes operation in Soho - arrest phone thief (01:50) + Helicopter tracks ebike phone robbers from Westminster to Islington (02:17) + Oxford Circus - plain clothes officers spot phone snatcher in the act and arrest made. (03:07) + Compilation of phone snatches from mopeds - historical (03:39) + Searches and arrest at second hand phone shops in Brixton - possession of stolen phones - Jan 2025 (04:03) + Battersea - Operation to arrest suspects and seize stolen phones (06:18)
Westminster saw 91,380 offences committed

The Metropolitan Police said: ‘Tackling violence remains a top priority for the Met, and we know that reducing knife crime requires the collective effort of policing, local partners, charities and our communities.

‘We have already seen some success, reducing the number of personal robberies by over 10 per cent, which makes up a large proportion of knife crime.

‘We will continue to work hard, including increasing visible police patrols to deter criminals and proactively targeting those causing the most harm.’

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